Monster Sized ROTFL

I really don't know WHAT this is! But it could be...

Toady Halks (it's Tony Hawk!)

Toothpick boy does Colour drawings

This guy looks like Jar Jar Binks - HA!
Funniest thing I've seen in a while

The owl went on only one excursion- to the beaches- and *poof* he was gone!

Toothpick boys big bubba and mommy warn him EVERY TIME - if you take it out of your home it can get lost. It can get stolen. It can disappear- whatever IT is.

Spring / Summer '07 toothpick boy had this penguin looking owl with a graduation hat on him... well the owl was promptly lost out in Charleston, Oregon.

See to the left where the smiley face is with the double thumbs up sign is?

This is one of toothpick boys best renditions of the graduation owl. See where it says "cope 1" ? see that? it reads "first copy" or "copy one" as in, "Ma, there is, or will be, a second run or better rendition of the very same picture. Blog it."

Not sure where his final "LOST" drawing exists.

Stick Figures Rule!

Toothpick boy tries a new medium.

A green frog done in water paints.

Pretty frog
sideways flip
above a lily pad

Sea Monster

This is the sea monster of toothpick boys dream drawings. See the boat underneath sea monster? Look again where it read "BOAT" under the tail end of the sea monster...it's there!

Polka-dotted Frog Toad Frog Toad

Things Toothpick Boy claims he NEVER gets to DO :)

Gaming at the television, jumping off ridiculously high bridges, to his death, into ditches, from 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999 feet.

Whatever.

Season 3 of the BLAH Blahs

Is this you?

Guns don't kill people, stupidity does.

Not sure what this one was inspired by, but Toothpick Boy has quite a few cartoons done just like this.

New School Year

Toothpick Boy is taller and skinnier than ever!

The skinny boy's size 8 Children's Place jeans are still fairly large, worn out, and too short already. And we had just bought two new pair in that size before school started. Also, assuming he would grow, because he can, we purchased two size 10 skinny boy's jeans. Barely long enough now, they graze the tops of his Adidas Mud Runners, which are nearly worn out as well.

Skinny dude with big feet. He needs a size 5.5 in the Adidas Mudracers, but Zappos.com seems to be all out of those as well. Sometimes we just can't appreciate when things change.

The world has adjusted too much to fat people in the clothing department. Will somebody please make jeans for skinny kids?

Meet Leap Frog Hoppings

Meet Leap Frog. This is the original blue frog. He was lost earlier this summer. He was quite small and could fit into Toothpick Boy's pocket.

Toothpick Boy's mommy and big bubba didn't like that Leap had to go everywhere with Toothpick Boy. They had often longed for the day Leap Hoppings would hop away. Until one dreadful day...

It happened. Leap had disappeared!

"Time to go frogging!" exclaimed Toothpick Boy.

We had been frogging many times before on account of a missing frog. This time there was no finding poor old Leap. Guess he'd had it with being taken for granted, forgotten and left behind.

Toothpick Boy became forlorn. He couldn't eat. He couldn't sleep without crying and feeling so sad and lonely.

Then one day the carnival came to town. Mother and Big Brother had an idea. The original leap had been won by Kyle-The-Enigma who in turn gave it to Toothpick Boy. A similar frog was possible to be won. When there were enough suckers up at the bar to shoot for a prize we all joined in knowing we would win. We always do. We shoot guns regularly so it was just a matter of how big of a prize we could get based on the number of players.

Again, we did it. We won the prize. A new Leap Frog Hoppings was joined to our Toothpick Boy. He is very large and has never been left behind.

And as Shakespeare said, "All's well that ends well."

[Watch for photos of the new Leap with our favourite hero, Toothpick Boy, in future postings.]

Toothpick Boy Grows

He grows- so we get online at childrensplace.com and get the same size jeans as we did last time because he's still too toothpicky for the size 8.

Plus- we have to get him at least a couple of pairs of the sized 10 jean because he has grown taller.

He's taller and lankier than ever- - dunt, dunt, DUH! - It's TOOTH PICK BOY! Skinniest dude on the block. Thinnest kid in the city.

Feed that toothpick boy!

..um, uh, he wants SUSHI.